E-Books

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You know how to do something very well. Writing a whole book on the subject can seem daunting, but you can probably create a small booklet on how to do what you do. Turn that into a PDF file and offer it online for instant download - voila you are an ebook publisher! Many ebooks sold online are just a few pages long, but sell well.

In reality, you might not even have to write the publication from your own knowledge. There are many public-domain documents you can repackage and sell, or you may know somebody who is an expert and do the writing from what they tell you.

The beauty of publishing your book electronically is that your costs are incredibly low (relative to hardcopy publishing). You only need to get the software to create the ebook, and nowadays, you can even get that free of charge. Whether you sell or distribute 1000 copies of your eBook or just one copy, your cost of producing the ebook remains at that same fixed cost it took to produce the first copy. In fact, once you've bought your software, you can produce any number of Ebooks without incurring any additional cost.

Just for fun, here is a sterotypical e-book selling website:

Buy My Stupid EBook!!!

Make So Much Money Online Your Friends Will Leave You! Those Suckers!

This is me. If you buy my stupid eBook, you will look this rich and suave too. I totally didn't just rip this picture from Google Images.

Hello Friend,

Do you like money? If so, we're soulmates. But there are other people out there who also like money, and if you don't buy my stupid eBook, they're going to have it all and you won't! Wouldn't that suck?

Thank goodness you found my stupid eBook. I'm going to introduce you to an opportunity so lucrative I have to use ass-ugly fonts. This isn't one of those other eBooks by total posers who can't back their offers up. You can tell I'm serious because I use lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to tell you what's in my stupid eBook until you buy it, because then anybody could see, and my stupid eBook is only for special people like you. You're probably thinking,

"But wait! How do I know it's lucrative if you won't tell me what it is?"

This is what my stupid eBook would look like if any publisher were willing to go within a thousand miles of it. I don't know why a PDF needs a cover, but everybody else is doing it, so it must be right.

I applaud your skepticism, because it means that you're just the sort of bright cookie who can make it with my proven system. That's right, it's proven and it's a system. In case you need checkboxes to be convinced, my stupid eBook is:

Proven
A System

Warning!!! My stupid eBook is only for people who want to make lots of money without doing any hard work! You can tell that last sentence is important because it's yellow. If you don't like money, or you enjoy boring hard work, leave immediately!

You might be wondering why I'm trying to sell you my secret instead of using it myself to make money. It's that doubting attitude that has kept you from making millions so far! Besides, as you will see below, I already have too much money! I can prove it!!!

The Proof

Don't take my word for it. Here's a real screenshot of my Yahoo Publisher Network earnings before I woke up this morning!

How do you know it's real? Because it's impossible to fake a screenshot and if you read it on the Internet, it must be true. That's right, I made infinity dollars in my sleep. Besides, that's just too much money to make up!

If that screenshot weren't real, then how could I buy all this cool stuff, huh, wise guy? Look at all the expensive things I bought just in the last week, which prove how much better my stupid eBook is than all those loser eBooks with pictures of mansions and sports cars:

		My Aircraft Carrier This is how I roll. Er, float. Buy my stupid eBook and never settle for a sports car again.
		The Planet MarsAnd you were impressed with the guys who own islands? Ha!
		SupermanDon't you hate it when your servants are slow to fetch you a beer? Almost makes you want to get up and walk to the fridge yourself. Follow my system and you too can buy Superman to fetch your beer lickety split. Cold, too.
		AustraliaThe other day I was reflecting on existence when I realized I didn't have enough marsupials in my life, so I bought Australia. Don't you wish you had that kind of buying power? Buy my stupid eBook and you definitely will.

It's So Easy!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what you're thinking:

"If this is so lucrative, it must be too hard for little old me!"

Don't worry, my proven system takes no brains at all. Just look at these testimonials from real, ordinary people just like you who've made it big:

		"Kyle won't be laughing when I wave my thousand dollars cash in his face!" Eric from Colorado
		"I've been working for years to achieve my goal and always fallen a little short. Not this time. Thanks, stupid eBook!" Wile from Arizona
		"I buy eBooks!" Ralph from Springfield
		"I been makin' millions ever since I found this stupid eBook on the Google and downloadified it from the Internets." George from Washington, D.C.

What do I need?

It couldn't be easier! Here's all you need to rake in millions:

A computer
A snorkel
Toilet paper
A can of Pringles
A ferret

If you don't have the ferret yet, don't sweat it. You can just buy one through my affiliate link after you get started. Don't ask what it's for.

Buy Now

Normally my stupid eBook sells for $152,000, but for today only I'm offering it to you for only $499!!! You don't need me to tell you what a steal that is!!! Some poor saps think a penny saved is a penny earned, but you know $151,501 saved is $151,501 earned!!!

This is a limited time offer!!!
This secret is so valuable I'm only selling 50 copies and the first 49 are gone! Really, honest! What are you waiting for???

Oh, yeah. An order form.

There isn't one.

Post a link to my stupid eBook anytime someone spams your favorite forum with his totally inferior stupid eBook! Follow-up
General: http://www.thesitewizard.com/archive/ebookpublishing.shtml
General: http://www.ebookapprentice.com/
General:http://www.ariadne.ac.uk/issue26/e-book/
Software:http://www.smallbusinessbrief.com/software/ebook_and_pdf/index.html
General: http://www.akamarketing.com/internet-ebooks-business.html
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Our Infobiz CD covers production and marketing of ebooks

Your level of success in attaining the results in our materials depends on the time you devote to the program, ideas and techniques mentioned, your finances, knowledge, market conditions and various skills. Since these factors differ according to individuals, we cannot guarantee your success or income level. nor are we responsible for any of your actions. Any and all forward looking statements here or on any of our material are intended to express our opinion of earnings potential. Many factors will be important in determining your actual results and no guarantees are made that you will achieve results similar to ours or anybody elses, in fact no guarantees are made that you will achieve any results from our ideas and techniques in our material.

The author and publisher disclaim any warranties (express or implied), merchantability, or fitness for any particular purpose. The author and publisher shall in no event be held liable to any party for any direct, indirect, punitive, special, incidental or other consequential damages arising directly or indirectly from any use of this material, which is provided "as is", and without warranties.

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